Unconditional Love, Funny Card To Child, Spouse
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Celebrate your messy love with a heartfelt and humorous card that reads, “I love you more than all the stars in the sky, and more than all the clothes on the floor.” Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, moving out, or a funny card to your “teenager”, this card will bring a smile to their face and remind them of your unconditional love.
Features:
- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5″)
- Made from 100 lb high-quality card stock
- Includes colorful Purple peel & seal envelope
- Comes packaged in a clear protective sleeve
Processing & Shipping
Processing & Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days after an order is placed.
Shipping time is additional and depends on the destination and shipping method selected at checkout. Orders ship from Imperial Beach, California.
For complete shipping information, delivery estimates, and our return policy, please visit our Shipping & Returns page.

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