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Emergency Affirmations Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

$19.00 USD
$19.00 USD
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We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

  • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
  • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
  • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
  • The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
  • Cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).

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Orders ship from Imperial Beach, California.

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