Unconditional Love, Funny Card To Child, Spouse
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Celebrate your messy love with a heartfelt and humorous card that reads, “I love you more than all the stars in the sky, and more than all the clothes on the floor.” Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, moving out, or a funny card to your “teenager”, this card will bring a smile to their face and remind them of your unconditional love.
Features:
- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5″)
- Made from 100 lb high-quality card stock
- Includes colorful Purple peel & seal envelope
- Comes packaged in a clear protective sleeve
Processing & Shipping
Processing & Shipping
Most orders are ready to ship within 1–3 business days. Shipping time is additional and depends on your destination and the shipping method selected at checkout.
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Orders ship from Imperial Beach, California.
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